Talk to me if you’re up
Anonymous asked: Picture them, then horror movie style morph them into ugly, fat, horrendous monsters
What are we talking about?
Anonymous asked: BEAT THE THIRST ONYE! I BUHHH-LIEVE IN YOU!!!!
I need help
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
Against the wall, on the bed, on top of you, underneath you, on the table, my legs around your waist, yours around mine.. biting your bottom lip, kissing your neck, moaning in your ear, running my hands all over your body. I want you hardcore.
Anonymous asked: So. If you were ever really horny, wouldja ever let a guy suck you?
only if that guy was a girl